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Secret of Long Life

A young lady sees a wizened old man sitting in a chair on his
porch while she is jogging. "Hi you look like you've had a long
satisfying life! whats your secret?" she asks. "well," the old man
answers, " i drink a bottle of whiskey every three hours, smoke 5 packs
of cigarettes every day, eat nothing but junk food, and never go out to
exercise.Yup! this is the life."
"Wow thats amazing!How old are you?"the lady asks. "Thirty-two." he says.




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