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End the world
God finally had enough and decided to end the world. However He wanted to warn the people.
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows 98........
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