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Johnny

Johnny sits in his class at school and his teacher asks the pupils to think of a sentence with the word "contagious" in it.
A girl stands up and says "My granddad has an illness and it is very contagious".
"Well done" says the teacher.
A boy stands up and says "My dad says yawning is contagious".
"Well done" says the teacher.
Then, Johnny stands up and says "A man has just finished painting his entire house, and I though to myself, it must have taken that cunt ages"




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