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A little boy

A little boy runs up to his mom.

'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.

'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'

'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.

'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.

'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.

'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.

'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'





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