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Three Vampires

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er,
gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will
have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the
bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."




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