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A mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
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