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10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak
1. She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them.
2. You're 10 minutes late for a scheduled online meeting...and she sends you 5 emails demanding to know where you are and who you are with.
3. She tells you about all of her past Net girlfriends...and tells you how you'll be different from them.
4. She asks about your ex-Net girlfriends...and tells you what you will have to do differently this time.
5. You're telling her about the woman who broke your heart...and she asks "Do you think she's still single? Do you still have her phone number?"
6. She starts calling you at home just to tell you that she's online...but she refuses to tell you how she got your phone number.
7. She starts planning your online wedding the day after you meet.
8. She asks for your mother's email address...so she can ask her for your virtual hand in cyber union.
9. She emails your mother....and stops emailing you.
10. She invites you to be the maid-of-honour at their cyber wedding.
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