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Lesbian Anwers & Questions
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breathe out of the top of their heads!
Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends?
A: Someone has to mow the lawn.
Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.
Q. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A. Instead of KY she insists on using WD40.
Q. What does a lesbian bring on her first date?
A. A removal van with all of her stuff in it.
Q. What does a gay guy bring on his second date?
A. What second date?
Q. What's the new politically correct name for a lesbian?
A. A vagitarian.
Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?
A. A block of flaps.
Q: What do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
A: The lickalotopuss and the clitolickumus.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, two to organise the potluck, one to write a folk song about the empowering experience and one to set up the support group.
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