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A Doctor, A Lawyer, A Little Boy And A Priest
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of all the best efforts of the pilot the plane continued to rapidly lose altitude. Realizing the situation was hopeless, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had all better jump, and bailed out of the plane himself.
Unfortunately, with all four of the passengers still on board, there were now but three parachutes left.
The doctor stood up, grabbed one of the parachutes, and said "I am a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out the door.
The lawyer saying, "I, of course, being the smartest man in the world, also deserve to live!", stood up, grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The priest looked down at the little boy and said sadly, "My son, I have lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Pray, take this last parachute and go and live in peace".
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said "Not to worry, Father. We'll be fine. I am guessing that right about now the smartest man in the world is still trying to find the rip-cord handle ...on my backpack."
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