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CRICKET IN THE HEAVEN
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.
Two friends John and Dave were two huge cricket fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked cricket . They went to 60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was cricket in heaven.
One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the British victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond.
"John is that you?" Dave asked.
"Yes, it's me," John replied.
"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is cricket in heaven."
"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"
"You're opener tomorrow morning ."
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